Archive for May, 2015

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Right, I’ll have the boiled egg sandwich please….

“Right, I’ll have the boiled egg sandwich please. The cucumber sandwiches repeat on me.” http://t.co/TzwMLiRZo3

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: Try telling the dog it’s time to go home. Selectiv…

Try telling the dog it’s time to go home. Selective deafness. http://t.co/2MSahSMqzf

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Ahhh! I’ve just been to the bathroom. I’d give it…

“Ahhh! I’ve just been to the bathroom. I’d give it 5 minutes. You won’t get #zombies in there.” http://t.co/lJnN3UiRcm

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: Who needs tulip fields when you can have buttercup…

Who needs tulip fields when you can have buttercup fields for free. http://t.co/w4glvV29ev

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Watch out here I come! The worlds most ferocious…

“Watch out here I come! The worlds most ferocious Border Collie!” http://t.co/GppuvWeyFe

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Hello. I like you. Did something rustle in your p…

“Hello. I like you. Did something rustle in your pocket?” http://t.co/n1gmLSOSqn

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “He accused me of sitting down in the water. I den…

“He accused me of sitting down in the water. I denied everything of course but however did he guess?” http://t.co/ztWv29lGRz

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Oh My Goodness! Look at the size of that it’s mas…

“Oh My Goodness! Look at the size of that it’s massive. I’ve never seen a 30 ft squirrel before.” http://t.co/cLJJ0K2qP7

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Us dogs can run one way and look another way at t…

“Us dogs can run one way and look another way at the same time. It’s a skill we have.” http://t.co/ex7oWx57kA

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “I’m only scratching my chin put the flea powder a…

“I’m only scratching my chin put the flea powder away.” http://t.co/laWioWqoZw

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