Archive for May, 2015
Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “Right, I’ll have the boiled egg sandwich please….
“Right, I’ll have the boiled egg sandwich please. The cucumber sandwiches repeat on me.” http://t.co/TzwMLiRZo3
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: Try telling the dog it’s time to go home. Selectiv…
Try telling the dog it’s time to go home. Selective deafness. http://t.co/2MSahSMqzf
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “Ahhh! I’ve just been to the bathroom. I’d give it…
“Ahhh! I’ve just been to the bathroom. I’d give it 5 minutes. You won’t get #zombies in there.” http://t.co/lJnN3UiRcm
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: Who needs tulip fields when you can have buttercup…
Who needs tulip fields when you can have buttercup fields for free. http://t.co/w4glvV29ev
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “Watch out here I come! The worlds most ferocious…
“Watch out here I come! The worlds most ferocious Border Collie!” http://t.co/GppuvWeyFe
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “Hello. I like you. Did something rustle in your p…
“Hello. I like you. Did something rustle in your pocket?” http://t.co/n1gmLSOSqn
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “He accused me of sitting down in the water. I den…
“He accused me of sitting down in the water. I denied everything of course but however did he guess?” http://t.co/ztWv29lGRz
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “Oh My Goodness! Look at the size of that it’s mas…
“Oh My Goodness! Look at the size of that it’s massive. I’ve never seen a 30 ft squirrel before.” http://t.co/cLJJ0K2qP7
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “Us dogs can run one way and look another way at t…
“Us dogs can run one way and look another way at the same time. It’s a skill we have.” http://t.co/ex7oWx57kA
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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015
Tweet: “I’m only scratching my chin put the flea powder a…
“I’m only scratching my chin put the flea powder away.” http://t.co/laWioWqoZw