Archive for May 26th, 2015

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: 1118 now dead from the heat wave in #India after j…

1118 now dead from the heat wave in #India after just a week.

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: I may have to build a robot arm to scratch the dog…

I may have to build a robot arm to scratch the dogs back. She’s bashing my leg with her nose if I stop. I’m black and blue!

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: 894 people have died in the heat wave in #India T…

894 people have died in the heat wave in #India Terrible news.

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: Lib Dem: MP should not quit for lying because ALL…

Lib Dem: MP should not quit for lying because ALL politicians lie dailym.ai/1PJSjKw @MailOnline

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: France and Germany tighten grip on Europe with sec…

France and Germany tighten grip on Europe with secret pact against #Britain telling Cameron ‘No Thanks’ dailym.ai/1PJN3Xu @MailOnline

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Come on drop that last bit of your sandwich on my…

“Come on drop that last bit of your sandwich on my tongue and I’ll show you a magic trick.” http://t.co/zZ5hUEuJNX

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Right, I’ll have the boiled egg sandwich please….

“Right, I’ll have the boiled egg sandwich please. The cucumber sandwiches repeat on me.” http://t.co/TzwMLiRZo3

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: Try telling the dog it’s time to go home. Selectiv…

Try telling the dog it’s time to go home. Selective deafness. http://t.co/2MSahSMqzf

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: “Ahhh! I’ve just been to the bathroom. I’d give it…

“Ahhh! I’ve just been to the bathroom. I’d give it 5 minutes. You won’t get #zombies in there.” http://t.co/lJnN3UiRcm

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Tweet: Who needs tulip fields when you can have buttercup…

Who needs tulip fields when you can have buttercup fields for free. http://t.co/w4glvV29ev

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