Archive for May 20th, 2015
Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: “I’m off home quick before he remembers his Scotch…
“I’m off home quick before he remembers his Scotch egg has gone missing as well.” http://t.co/Fqvq8Jp3Wr
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: “Tea? Is this the face of someone who would drink…
“Tea? Is this the face of someone who would drink your tea and blame it on evaporation? I ask you.” http://t.co/GZrOvOgn3z
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: “I’m telling you it WAS a giraffe. It’s climbed up…
“I’m telling you it WAS a giraffe. It’s climbed up that bush.I know a giraffe when I see one. Oh maybe it was a cat.” http://t.co/z5jqSFGdnZ
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: It’s a funny looking mosquito. Well it was buzzing…
It’s a funny looking mosquito. Well it was buzzing around like a mosquito. http://t.co/T6o0mXFsi6
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: I hope there’s nobody still wearing this yellow ha…
I hope there’s nobody still wearing this yellow hard-hat.” http://t.co/UjTGi2ZrlE
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: “Well I don’t know what it was but it shot up that…
“Well I don’t know what it was but it shot up that tree at speed when it saw me.” http://t.co/t6iAyXUfFU
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: “Give over. I’m NOT having a poo. I’m just sitting…
“Give over. I’m NOT having a poo. I’m just sitting down. Put that little bag away you’re embarrassing me.” http://t.co/90qPYRxWPh
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: “Got my head wet so I’m having a shake. I keep my…
“Got my head wet so I’m having a shake. I keep my legs wide like this so I don’t fall over and give him a laugh.” http://t.co/p3pJM4g8dr
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2015
Tweet: You skilfully avoid #PPI calls on the phone only…
You skilfully avoid #PPI calls on the phone only to get hammered with them on @SkyNews Still, with the mute on no-one can hear them scream