Archive for May 8th, 2015

Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: The @Ed_Miliband lectern has applied for a new jo…

The @Ed_Miliband lectern has applied for a new job as a chopping block.

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: Shouldn’t we #British do what we normally do when…

Shouldn’t we #British do what we normally do when an #election result goes wrong? Invade a middle-east country?

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: The real bad bit of #GE2015 is yet to come. @David…

The real bad bit of #GE2015 is yet to come. @David_Cameron going on and on and on about winning. What happened to magnanimity?

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: The champagne pipeline is being installed at @Numb…

The champagne pipeline is being installed at @Number10gov whilst a queue of 1%’ers forms in the garden.

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: If #politicians were only allowed to serve 5 yrs a…

If #politicians were only allowed to serve 5 yrs as an #MP there’d be non of this blubbering after losing a vote as a sitting MP for 900 yrs

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: .@LibDems Should become a more liberal independent…

.@LibDems Should become a more liberal independent non coalescing party with a new name. Maybe the #liberal party?

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: .@UKLabour You need to go back to wearing flat cap…

.@UKLabour You need to go back to wearing flat caps,badly fitting trousers held up with a big belt and a whippet under each arm. #OldLabour

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: Expect to see #surveillance CCTV cameras now moved…

Expect to see #surveillance CCTV cameras now moved from lampposts to bedroom walls and a stern government agent at a desk in every hallway?

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: .@UKLabour “…down even by the performance of Gor…

.@UKLabour “…down even by the performance of Gordon Brown” Must really be a bad result then?

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Friday, May 8th, 2015

Tweet: Lot of stuttering from the #BBC twitter tapper. Or…

Lot of stuttering from the #BBC twitter tapper. Or, are they just getting excited? http://t.co/CwHRweqUoM

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