Archive for May 4th, 2015

Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: Wonder if I change the dogs name to Charlotte if s…

Wonder if I change the dogs name to Charlotte if she’ll obey me? Not that she does now anyway. Only answers to ‘biscuit’,’sausage’ ‘dinner’!

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: We don’t need #encryption software. Just type and…

We don’t need #encryption software. Just type and let auto-correct do its thing.

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: Chas and George?

Chas and George?

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: After a 62 gun salute we’ve got bells going off! B…

After a 62 gun salute we’ve got bells going off! Be a load of drums next. Thank I’ll dig out my old “ghetto blaster” and play heavy rock.

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: Always the same. You get a nice sunny day and some…

Always the same. You get a nice sunny day and somebody has to pollute the place with a lot of gunsmoke!

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: 62 gun salute? They’ll all be deaf as posts. And,a…

62 gun salute? They’ll all be deaf as posts. And,all the dogs and cats will be a quiver.

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: 3 times more #Manuka honey is being sold than is a…

3 times more #Manuka honey is being sold than is actually produced by New Zealand (3000 tons) That’s a lot of fake Manuka about at £30 a jar

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: .@bbcmtd No point watching these days. By the time…

.@bbcmtd No point watching these days. By the time the TV has warmed up and my eyes focussed on the screen it’s all over.

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCNews Ah Bank Holiday so we only get a bit of…

.@BBCNews Ah Bank Holiday so we only get a bit of news. Newsreaders must be on double time and a half?

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Monday, May 4th, 2015

Tweet: The #RoyalBaby will have a #Chinese name after bei…

The #RoyalBaby will have a #Chinese name after being privatised by the government and sold off to China?

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