Archive for May 2nd, 2015

Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Why does the boxing match on Sky cost £19.95 inste…

Why does the boxing match on Sky cost £19.95 instead of £20? Cynical

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: That’s another Royal baby not named after me then?…

That’s another Royal baby not named after me then? #RoyalSprogess

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: What’s the female of ‘sprog’? #RoyalSprogess

What’s the female of ‘sprog’? #RoyalSprogess

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: This @AmazonUK ‘next day’ order must be travelling…

This @AmazonUK ‘next day’ order must be travelling the 15 miles to me strapped to a tortoise! http://t.co/Fmm1lbKqPc

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Seatbelts should be fitted to armchairs. I start o…

Seatbelts should be fitted to armchairs. I start off upright but after five minutes I’ve slid down and am lying on my back!

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCNews @SkyNews I’ve heard it’s quins. To be…

.@BBCNews @SkyNews I’ve heard it’s quins. To be named Dave,Ed,Nick,Nigel and Nicola. Or was that the royal salute going off? #RoyalSprog2

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Police probe car insurance giants selling data to…

Police probe car insurance giants selling data to cold callers dailym.ai/1GMr1f3 @MailOnline

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: Kim Jong-un’s troops carrying out executions using…

Kim Jong-un’s troops carrying out executions using anti-aircraft guns dailym.ai/1GLg6Cq @MailOnline

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: ‘Nimby’ homeowners stop young getting on property…

‘Nimby’ homeowners stop young getting on property ladder dailym.ai/1GN7xXz @MailOnline How about building on “landed gentry” Estates?

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Saturday, May 2nd, 2015

Tweet: #China bans unofficial weather forecasts/forecaste…

#China bans unofficial weather forecasts/forecasters. So if granny says “take your brolly it looks like rain” she’s looking at 10yrs in jail

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