Archive for March, 2015

Friday, March 6th, 2015

Tweet: “That was either a beetle or the tiniest dog I’ve…

“That was either a beetle or the tiniest dog I’ve ever seen.” http://t.co/7G0QluK1ez

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Friday, March 6th, 2015

Tweet: Just had a #bumblebee pop in to check out the orif…

Just had a #bumblebee pop in to check out the orifices for a nest. Couldn’t find anywhere suitable (or affordable) and buzzed off.

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Friday, March 6th, 2015

Tweet: I feel a little bit awkward about being called ‘go…

I feel a little bit awkward about being called ‘gorgeous’ says Chuka dailym.ai/1GojoNS @MailOnline Somebody needs to go to #Specsavers

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCNews Public not bothered about #debates2015…

.@BBCNews Public not bothered about #debates2015 We just want to see somebody pass out or make more of a fool of themselves than usual.

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: “So you don’t want me to carry your bag? Well don’…

“So you don’t want me to carry your bag? Well don’t say I never offer. Is my stick still safe in it?” http://t.co/jlbnwWSWyw

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: “I’m not moving and keeping perfectly still, there…

“I’m not moving and keeping perfectly still, therefore he can’t see me. They taught us that in Duck School.” http://t.co/4zJD6nIL94

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: “The cheek of it! Look at that pigeon sitting on m…

“The cheek of it! Look at that pigeon sitting on my bridge. I’m gonna sneak up on him.” http://t.co/35VBzwKrGQ

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: I’ve found the source of the #Nile Not many peopl…

I’ve found the source of the #Nile Not many people know it’s in #England http://t.co/P5tINoGDdS

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: Me and the dog often have meaningful discussions o…

Me and the dog often have meaningful discussions on our walks. Usually with the aid of a megaphone. http://t.co/4ZvMjr3clj

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Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Tweet: “You finally caught up with me then? I’ve been wai…

“You finally caught up with me then? I’ve been waiting here for hours if not days.” http://t.co/GhDAfBXXBf

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