Archive for March, 2015

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

Tweet: Just did a #Vulcan mind meld with the dog. Somethi…

Just did a #Vulcan mind meld with the dog. Something about sausages.

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Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

Tweet: Why do dogs have such boney elbows? Digging right…

Why do dogs have such boney elbows? Digging right in my giblets.

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Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

Tweet: That wiped the smile off the dogs face. Got the na…

That wiped the smile off the dogs face. Got the nail clippers out. (or as auto-correct puts it “the nail slippers”)

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Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

Tweet: I thought the coffee was a bit weak. I’d forgotten…

I thought the coffee was a bit weak. I’d forgotten a key ingredient in the preparation.

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Saturday, March 21st, 2015

Tweet: “You want me to get off this warm sofa and play fo…

“You want me to get off this warm sofa and play football? Let me think about that for a second.Zzzzzzzzz” http://t.co/B5RdyodtCi

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Saturday, March 21st, 2015

Tweet: Home at last! Stray dog Arthur free from quarantin…

Home at last! Stray dog Arthur free from quarantine dailym.ai/1xGhZdo @MailOnline

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Saturday, March 21st, 2015

Tweet: <gritted teeth>Well done #Wales #ITAvWAL &l…

<gritted teeth>Well done #Wales #ITAvWAL <gritted teeth>

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Saturday, March 21st, 2015

Tweet: You can stop scoring now #Wales #ITAvWAL

You can stop scoring now #Wales #ITAvWAL

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Friday, March 20th, 2015

Tweet: Myanmar government ridiculed for clumsy attempt to…

Myanmar government ridiculed for clumsy attempt to airbrush umbrella dailym.ai/1xFrHwM @MailOnline

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Friday, March 20th, 2015

Tweet: School bans pupils from watching eclipse for ‘reli…

School bans pupils from watching eclipse for ‘religious’ reasons  dailym.ai/1OdUB1q @MailOnline

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