Archive for February, 2015

Friday, February 13th, 2015

Tweet: Just seen #Obama on @BBCNews using a selfie stick…

Just seen #Obama on @BBCNews using a selfie stick like @DrBrianMay does. How long before we see @David_Cameron @Ed_Miliband et al using one?

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Friday, February 13th, 2015

Tweet: Eek! Friday the 13th today. That snuck up quietly.

Eek! Friday the 13th today. That snuck up quietly.

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Friday, February 13th, 2015

Tweet: .@BBCBreakfast trying to rewrite history again. No…

.@BBCBreakfast trying to rewrite history again. No doubt you’ll be blaming #Britain for starting WWII.British &European Cities were bombed.

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Thursday, February 12th, 2015

Tweet: Amazing how the top wealthy people keep saying “ev…

Amazing how the top wealthy people keep saying “everybody uses tax avoidance schemes”. No.Ordinary people pay their due taxes but stay poor.

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Thursday, February 12th, 2015

Tweet: Fancy being so stressed out about nuts being in a…

Fancy being so stressed out about nuts being in a bag or bowl you end up in jail? Should come here. We just throw the nuts on the table!

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Thursday, February 12th, 2015

Tweet: Don’t need expensive dish-washers or nasty chemica…

Don’t need expensive dish-washers or nasty chemicals to get sparkly clean dishes.Just get a dog to lick them clean.Only, don’t tell visitors

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Thursday, February 12th, 2015

Tweet: A #vanity project? #MPs having 2 eyeline cameras i…

A #vanity project? #MPs having 2 eyeline cameras installed in #HoC because overhead ones show bald spots,bosoms and make dresses look cheap!

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2015

Tweet: Well I’ve tried to open a Swiss bank account but t…

Well I’ve tried to open a Swiss bank account but they don’t want my £2.37p 😞

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2015

Tweet: The dog has extended her territory to two seats of…

The dog has extended her territory to two seats of a three seater sofa! Perhaps she gets a better view of the TV?

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2015

Tweet: Dear pizza leaflet delivery man, I threw your leaf…

Dear pizza leaflet delivery man, I threw your leaflet straight into the green bin without reading it. Why? You left our gate open!

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