Archive for January, 2015
Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: Left dog in charge whilst we shopped but she hasn’…
Left dog in charge whilst we shopped but she hasn’t done the vacuuming or washed up. Not sure she deserves her egg custard. Stop drooling!
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: Here come the hailstones (or gallstones as auto-co…
Here come the hailstones (or gallstones as auto-correct would have me say). Wonder if the drivers realise they’re driving on ball bearings?
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: They could turn the lights off and just use one 18…
They could turn the lights off and just use one 18 watt bulb in the #HouseOfCommons Government Spending and #NHS debate. Not many in again!
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: If you type in weaponised auto-correct throws up h…
If you type in weaponised auto-correct throws up harmonised. Perhaps that’s what @Ed_Miliband meant to say?
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: I’ve just weaponised the bathroom so I’m declaring…
I’ve just weaponised the bathroom so I’m declaring a major incident and closing it for 5 minutes.
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: “Welcome to Parliament mattress is commemoration i…
“Welcome to Parliament mattress is commemoration in St Paul’s Cathedral, this book is going to be a text version” So much for speech option!
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: Meanwhile people are still dying across the #UK #…
Meanwhile people are still dying across the #UK #PMQs
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: It’s like closing time at the Dog & Whistle on…
It’s like closing time at the Dog & Whistle on a Saturday night but without the sawdust on the floor. #PrimeMinistersQuestions #PMQs
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: One report you’re unlikely to see on @BBCNews
One report you’re unlikely to see on @BBCNews
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015
Tweet: .@BBCNews speak up I can’t hear you for the wind….
.@BBCNews speak up I can’t hear you for the wind. Oh, what’s this button? Vol +/-