Archive for January 28th, 2015

Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: #Gritter lorry went by. They must know something o…

#Gritter lorry went by. They must know something ominous is on the way.😞

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: Zombie cat who ‘died’ successfully undergoes surge…

Zombie cat who ‘died’ successfully undergoes surgery dailym.ai/1JHcvqf @MailOnline

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: Hemingwrite typewriter saves files online and stop…

Hemingwrite typewriter saves files online and stops procrastination dailym.ai/1JHdmqW @MailOnline

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: Someone should design a drone that picks up dog po…

Someone should design a drone that picks up dog poo in the garden & automatically deposits it in your desired receptacle.Or, over the fence!

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: Stop chuntering! Will #Hansard quote that or use…

Stop chuntering! Will #Hansard quote that or use discretion? #HoC

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: This side doesn’t need any lessons in <INSERT T…

This side doesn’t need any lessons in <INSERT TOPIC> from the other side. #CornyLines

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: Left dog in charge whilst we shopped but she hasn’…

Left dog in charge whilst we shopped but she hasn’t done the vacuuming or washed up. Not sure she deserves her egg custard. Stop drooling!

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: Here come the hailstones (or gallstones as auto-co…

Here come the hailstones (or gallstones as auto-correct would have me say). Wonder if the drivers realise they’re driving on ball bearings?

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: They could turn the lights off and just use one 18…

They could turn the lights off and just use one 18 watt bulb in the #HouseOfCommons Government Spending and #NHS debate. Not many in again!

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2015

Tweet: If you type in weaponised auto-correct throws up h…

If you type in weaponised auto-correct throws up harmonised. Perhaps that’s what @Ed_Miliband meant to say?

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