Archive for January 6th, 2015

Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: How many calories in a paracetamol? I’m tight on m…

How many calories in a paracetamol? I’m tight on my calories for today.

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: .@David_Cameron says the current #NHS A&E prob…

.@David_Cameron says the current #NHS A&E problems are ‘only short term issues’. Bet if he broke a bone he wouldn’t have to wait long?

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: I see Monday’s online Daily Mail just re-downloade…

I see Monday’s online Daily Mail just re-downloaded with a blank censored front page. But I already read it yesterday!About a certain prince

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: Strange the #WPS app wants permission to change Wi…

Strange the #WPS app wants permission to change WiFi connectivity. Perhaps it’s a new #NSA snooping feature? 😀

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: “Well try walking with one leg either side. Actual…

“Well try walking with one leg either side. Actually I didn’t come this way. I went around. Haha! We do sometimes.” http://t.co/pfMzPYZjcW

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: “Stop complaining. You shouldn’t have followed me….

“Stop complaining. You shouldn’t have followed me. I never said it was dry this way. I’ll dig you out later.” http://t.co/p54V0CHXpl

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: “Be quiet I’m stalking a sheep in the distance. Oh…

“Be quiet I’m stalking a sheep in the distance. Oh it’s a Labrador!” http://t.co/jdfSETAUpb

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: “Well according to @Outoftweet123 they are mole su…

“Well according to @Outoftweet123 they are mole sunroofs but I can’t see anybody. ‘Hello are you there?’ Cooeeeee.” http://t.co/GnzBMydRfy

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: “Try picking it up in your mouth. It’s how we dogs…

“Try picking it up in your mouth. It’s how we dogs carry a ball.” http://t.co/0JXL2SFDNY

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

Tweet: “Yes you’re right it’s a ball. Very astute of you….

“Yes you’re right it’s a ball. Very astute of you. You can have it if you want, I’m off.” http://t.co/biVY3gllBB

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