Archive for January 5th, 2015

Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: 30 pubs a week closing in the Midlands. So much fo…

30 pubs a week closing in the Midlands. So much for @David_Cameron road to recovery. Still,politicians don’t care with their subsidised bars

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: You might well lick your lips. That was my yogurt.

You might well lick your lips. That was my yogurt.

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: Looks bare without #Christmas decorations.Should c…

Looks bare without #Christmas decorations.Should change the Elf laws so they can stay up all year round.Besides it’ll be Christmas in a week

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: “All being considered I don’t seem to be too muddy…

“All being considered I don’t seem to be too muddy today. I should be okay with a quick rub down on the sofa.” http://t.co/MqC01YgfUV

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: The swans don’t seem to care about the path being…

The swans don’t seem to care about the path being flooded. http://t.co/x47kmodVR5

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: “Is he still there? Ignore him and he’ll go way. H…

“Is he still there? Ignore him and he’ll go way. He’s got a fetish about the inside of my ears.” http://t.co/yNUSo4CG83

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: “This sun’s strong. Did you bring my sunglasses an…

“This sun’s strong. Did you bring my sunglasses and Factor 25?” http://t.co/s0DX8cIz83

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: “I can hear the little blighter tunnelling away. A…

“I can hear the little blighter tunnelling away. At this rate he’ll be in France by the week-end.” http://t.co/rLwBMtwFzE

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: Still some ice left after last weeks mini-freeze….

Still some ice left after last weeks mini-freeze. Should have brought a hip flask. http://t.co/ZE9nW3Qjjc

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Monday, January 5th, 2015

Tweet: “What do you mean ‘go round’? I’m a dog. We don’t…

“What do you mean ‘go round’? I’m a dog. We don’t do ‘go round’.Crazy person.” http://t.co/IT3VTuBfbe

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