Archive for December 18th, 2014

Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: Now that street lights are networked, areas are sw…

Now that street lights are networked, areas are switched off in the name of #austerity But lights in wealthy areas aren’t switched off.

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: .@bbcmtd Well done for putting up a Christmas tree…

.@bbcmtd Well done for putting up a Christmas tree.

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: Breaking News: Farthing off a litre of #petrol. “Y…

Breaking News: Farthing off a litre of #petrol. “You’ve never had it so good” says wealthy @Number10gov

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: Dog ran in from the garden at a million miles an h…

Dog ran in from the garden at a million miles an hour.Frightened everyone to death.Think she imagined the gate rattled.Doing guard dog stuff

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: “Get that camera out of my ear-hole. It’s not very…

“Get that camera out of my ear-hole. It’s not very hygienic. You never know where it’s been.” http://t.co/W8g9gMFpg4

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: “I know you’re still there and I’m not coming in.”…

“I know you’re still there and I’m not coming in.” http://t.co/4AbSD9CpB1

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: “I’m not coming in till you turn your Christmas Ka…

“I’m not coming in till you turn your Christmas Karaoke off.” http://t.co/NwT4PTIXv2

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: Thought the whole nursery school had turned out bu…

Thought the whole nursery school had turned out but it’s just one tot throwing a wobbly. Who needs microphones?

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews Still no Christmas tree up? Santa won’t…

.@BBCNews Still no Christmas tree up? Santa won’t visit you. 🎄

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Thursday, December 18th, 2014

Tweet: So now, after research in Massachusetts, we’re tol…

So now, after research in Massachusetts, we’re told that the poo of the arctic ground squirrel may be a ‘major’ factor in climate change!

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