Archive for December 11th, 2014

Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: We’ve done the Christmas TV viewing list. 1. Chris…

We’ve done the Christmas TV viewing list. 1. Christmas Day: Dads Army Well that’s it really. 😞

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: Gary Barlows got a hole in his trousers. Buy a new…

Gary Barlows got a hole in his trousers. Buy a new pair.

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: Running out of money in N.Ireland to balance the b…

Running out of money in N.Ireland to balance the budget. @David_Cameron rushing over to slap a few billions on the table and be the big man.

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: “Ermm I’m still thinking. How did my teeth marks e…

“Ermm I’m still thinking. How did my teeth marks end up in your bread and butter when your poached egg vanished?Uhm.” http://t.co/DKs5kKxYak

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: “Stop going on about your poached egg. I’ve told y…

“Stop going on about your poached egg. I’ve told you it was the cat from next door. Live with it.” http://t.co/5TV3Knmosw

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: “Stop going on about your poached egg. I’ve told y…

“Stop going on about your poached egg. I’ve told you it was the cat from next door. Live with it.”

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: “Sorry to hear about your poached egg.Must have be…

“Sorry to hear about your poached egg.Must have been the cat.My teeth marks in the bread?Give me 5 minutes to think.” http://t.co/8G52bOOqQL

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews Where’s your #Christmas tree you miserab…

.@BBCNews Where’s your #Christmas tree you miserable lot. You could at least stick a sprig of holly and some tinsel on the robot cameras. 🎄

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: So annoying that @BBCNews just churn out Downing S…

So annoying that @BBCNews just churn out Downing Street and various political Press releases virtually word for word as their “news” items.

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Thursday, December 11th, 2014

Tweet: I hate those products that have a best before date…

I hate those products that have a best before date of several weeks then say “use within 4 seconds once opened”.

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