Archive for September 15th, 2014

Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “I just sneezed. Can I borrow your handkerchief or…

“I just sneezed. Can I borrow your handkerchief or shall I wipe my nose on your trousers when your not looking?” http://t.co/Ybg3gKgJPG

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Can I have a skateboard like that dog on the TV?…

“Can I have a skateboard like that dog on the TV? Can I? Can I?” http://t.co/AvNW5gBMRM

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Well I can see it I tell you. Are you blind? In t…

“Well I can see it I tell you. Are you blind? In those bushes. A squirrel, or a very tiny sheep.” http://t.co/KnY4zraUxo

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “I’m related to wolves.So you should be afraid,be…

“I’m related to wolves.So you should be afraid,be very afraid.But you can buy me off for a bit of cheese sandwich.” http://t.co/zes9QG6Swv

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Don’t panic I won’t get wet and wash my flea trea…

“Don’t panic I won’t get wet and wash my flea treatment off. Can I bite your leg now?” http://t.co/11FntpHbp5

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Ah you can’t beat a good scratch and the nobbly b…

“Ah you can’t beat a good scratch and the nobbly bit on this branch is just hitting the spot.Moooooahhhhh.” http://t.co/P3Viempfl1

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: “When we get into the fields I’ll race you to the…

“When we get into the fields I’ll race you to the bottom.I’ll give you a 50m head start as you only have two legs.” http://t.co/xBmCJ46cZK

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Monday, September 15th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews I see @BBCNormanS reporting from “North…

.@BBCNews I see @BBCNormanS reporting from “North East Scotland” for #indyref When he’s in Westminster will caption be “South East England”

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