Archive for September 5th, 2014

Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: Don’t know what gear that #cyclist was in.He must…

Don’t know what gear that #cyclist was in.He must have done about 500 turns of his pedals just to turn his back wheel once. Not even uphill.

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: “I’m having a bath in slow-motion.” on Vimeo http:…

“I’m having a bath in slow-motion.” on Vimeo vimeo.com/105336508 #Vimeo #doggy #water #shake #slow-motion

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: “Last one to the bottom of the field is a sissy. W…

“Last one to the bottom of the field is a sissy. Well you can always limp.” http://t.co/sqIDOSO1gH

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: “Honestly I’m not laughing at you. I’m truly sorry…

“Honestly I’m not laughing at you. I’m truly sorry you tripped in that rabbit hole and twisted your ankle. Snigger.” http://t.co/MWlLrlakJI

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: I think they might be discussing the events at the…

I think they might be discussing the events at the #NATOSummitWales http://t.co/vx2imdmkBR

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: “If I keep my head down he might not see me and go…

“If I keep my head down he might not see me and go straight by.” http://t.co/iQ06ORDlp8

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: “I took a #selfie but I couldn’t get ‘him’ out of…

“I took a #selfie but I couldn’t get ‘him’ out of the frame.” http://t.co/nymx230yLo

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: “I move so delicately that I could have been a bal…

“I move so delicately that I could have been a ballerina, but I could never find shoes my size.” http://t.co/eQQBoZRrBk

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: Doggy doesn’t like me using touchscreens. She thin…

Doggy doesn’t like me using touchscreens. She thinks I’m stroking *it* instead of her.

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Friday, September 5th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews #Barclays say #fingerid vein scanner won…

.@BBCNews #Barclays say #fingerid vein scanner won’t work if they cut finger off. If they get that close they could just force you to scan.

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