Archive for July 26th, 2014

Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: Heard loud voice,thought someone had broken in.But…

Heard loud voice,thought someone had broken in.But it was just a woman having private conversation on her mobile.Hope her illness clears up.

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: “Well I smell quite nice after that wash so I’ll h…

“Well I smell quite nice after that wash so I’ll have to find something really smelly to roll in.” http://t.co/SnxNHKaz3a

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: “Next time you put me through the sheep dip can I…

“Next time you put me through the sheep dip can I have my rubber duck?” http://t.co/pWDIkHAv4s

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: Whoever the sadistic person who designed shirt sle…

Whoever the sadistic person who designed shirt sleeves was they clearly never ironed them. I much prefer ironing socks or handkerchiefs.

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCSport And, #Wales have won a gold in the ‘twi…

.@BBCSport And, #Wales have won a gold in the ‘twirling a ribbon’ competition. Oh. They really have. Well done. #cg2014

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCSport Professor Brian Cox has won a gold for…

.@BBCSport Professor Brian Cox has won a gold for #England in the ‘looking wistfully into the distance’ competition. #CG2014 #NewDiscipline

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCSport Breaking in the last 5 minutes, another…

.@BBCSport Breaking in the last 5 minutes, another gold for #England ,in the mixed juniors egg and spoon race.

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews Do those councils who want to #tax super…

.@BBCNews Do those councils who want to #tax supermarkets further not realise that tax raised (£400Mn) will be another burden on the public?

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews ‘sleepy judges’? Maybe it’s time to make…

.@BBCNews ‘sleepy judges’? Maybe it’s time to make them sit on one-legged stools? Crash! “Where have you gone m’lud?”

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Saturday, July 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews is worse over weekend.End of the hour,we…

.@BBCNews is worse over weekend.End of the hour,weatherman gabbles thro’ the forecast,then 2 mins of forgettable trailers & 40 secs of drums

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