Archive for July 15th, 2014

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: With @hs2ltd set to move it’s HQ to #Birmingham th…

With @HS2ltd set to move it’s HQ to #Birmingham that’ll mean they’ll need double their current salaries to cope. Plus expenses. #HS2

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: Just one glass of wine a day can send your heartbe…

Just one glass of wine a day can send your heartbeat haywire dailym.ai/U7n9kS via @MailOnline Next week it’ll be okay to drink wine!

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: Thought somebody was wearing a spotty frock but it…

Thought somebody was wearing a spotty frock but it was an old woodcut depicting someone with the black death. #plague

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: Turned the TV mute off…”What you get is a slow p…

Turned the TV mute off…”What you get is a slow painful lingering death.” …Turned the mute back on!

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: I’m turning right wing.I want to ban adverts that…

I’m turning right wing.I want to ban adverts that make a medical reference i.e. lowers cholesterol or doesn’t read out the tiny T&C’s print.

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews Has Tony #Blair dyed his hair grey? He l…

.@BBCNews Has Tony #Blair dyed his hair grey? He looks gaunt. Is he ill?

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Having trouble rounding these blighters up.They d…

“Having trouble rounding these blighters up.They don’t seem to want to move.Never like this on ‘one man and his dog’” http://t.co/iqoiQohmVk

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: Ricky was feeling a bit cold this morning so he sl…

Ricky was feeling a bit cold this morning so he slipped on his natty looking striped jumper. http://t.co/udlNd7ntuh

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Keep a sharp look-out, there’s some guy wandering…

“Keep a sharp look-out, there’s some guy wandering about with a camera.” http://t.co/Wec96QH6DR

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Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

Tweet: “Hey,have you heard about the Cabinet #reshuffle R…

“Hey,have you heard about the Cabinet #reshuffle Reg?” “Nah. Not bothered. I’m having a kip anyway.” http://t.co/KZEZvG2DrZ

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