Archive for June, 2014

Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews So it’s completely legal to send threate…

.@BBCNews So it’s completely legal to send threatening letters from made up lawyers and then charge them for the privilege. #NoProtection

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: Why do stores only sell jeans with thin legs? You’…

Why do stores only sell jeans with thin legs? You’d struggle to get a chopstick down each leg.

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: I’m hoping that’s my squeaky chair. If it’s my sto…

I’m hoping that’s my squeaky chair. If it’s my stomach we’re all in for a fun night.

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: Speaker “Mr Perry!” Speaker “Not here.” Baying mob…

Speaker “Mr Perry!” Speaker “Not here.” Baying mob “Ooooooo” Another #PMQs

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: “Sorry about the mud on your trousers but if I get…

“Sorry about the mud on your trousers but if I get in a bit closer I can wipe it off with my wet fur.” http://t.co/xlfkvgnr2b

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: Either a new drug cartel has started up or someone…

Either a new drug cartel has started up or someone has high expectations of their dog. http://t.co/oVAF3PFsqy

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: “I’m getting into this swimming lark. Might try th…

“I’m getting into this swimming lark. Might try the channel next. Ayup is that a floater? Oh it’s a duck.” http://t.co/zdztMmyCim

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: “That lens is absolutely filthy. Let me give it a…

“That lens is absolutely filthy. Let me give it a quick wipe down.” http://t.co/wdKJGGB03i

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: “I’d make a great horse. Especially if it’s all do…

“I’d make a great horse. Especially if it’s all downhill.” http://t.co/Siinh6DYX2

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: They’ve spotted us so they’re waddling off. http:/…

They’ve spotted us so they’re waddling off. http://t.co/pCcRVNqYzR

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