Archive for June, 2014

Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Tweet: “It’s either Labrador, Whippet or Golden Retriever…

“It’s either Labrador, Whippet or Golden Retriever with a hint of tarragon and tikka masala.” http://t.co/EPtH71Wrxk

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Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Tweet: “This is my more photogenic ear. Maybe next week h…

“This is my more photogenic ear. Maybe next week he’ll get round to doing my other ear.” http://t.co/qzIlPjPAPi

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Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCNews So @David_Cameron has to approve the app…

.@BBCNews So @David_Cameron has to approve the appointment of the new boss of #MI6 Be hard for him to do with his previous history.

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Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Tweet: Do five wasabi dry roasted peanuts count as your f…

Do five wasabi dry roasted peanuts count as your five a day? If so I’m okay for a few months.

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Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Tweet: 50,000 year-old poo reveals that even cavemen had…

50,000 year-old poo reveals that even cavemen had to eat their greens dailym.ai/1qbfb8v @MailOnline Nice job.Somebody has to do it.

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Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Tweet: .@BBCBreakfast Shame 1000’s of #British parks are…

.@BBCBreakfast Shame 1000’s of #British parks are at risk through lack of funding. Developers will be happy at the prospect of huge profits.

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: Hacking trial total costs hit £95million http://t….

Hacking trial total costs hit £95million dailym.ai/1pACQvt @MailOnline I’m in the wrong job.

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: Super rats immune to poison are spreading across U…

Super rats immune to poison are spreading across UK at rapid speeds dailym.ai/1qaasnA @MailOnline Are they okay at vacuuming though?

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: Wonga should be prosecuted for using FAKE law firm…

Wonga should be prosecuted for using FAKE law firms to scare customers dailym.ai/1pAmFOG @MailOnline

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2014

Tweet: A cream doughnut has gone missing from the fridge….

A cream doughnut has gone missing from the fridge. The security camera footage has been checked but fortunately the dog and I don’t show up.

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