Archive for May, 2014

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Apparently the Indian #mangoes will be sold to the…

Apparently the Indian #mangoes will be sold to the #US and other countries and then imported back into #UK so that mangoholics won’t suffer.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Pssst. Wanna buy a #mango guv?

Pssst. Wanna buy a #mango guv?

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: #EU #mango ban starts today. Keep a lookout for pe…

#EU #mango ban starts today. Keep a lookout for people trying to smuggle mangoes in down their pants. Mango detectors in place at all ports.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: 20% of crimes inc sex offences, burglary & rob…

20% of crimes inc sex offences, burglary & robbery, reported to #Police unrecorded.What’s new?Got to keep crime figures down. #GE2015 coming

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