Archive for May 7th, 2014

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: I treat the dog as an equal. Which is probably why…

I treat the dog as an equal. Which is probably why she’s stretched out on the sofa and I’m sitting on a hard wooden chair.

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: On Saturday it’s the #EurovisionSongContest2014 I…

On Saturday it’s the #EurovisionSongContest2014 I wonder how the voting will go?

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: The year is #2014. How come I end up with more #in…

The year is #2014. How come I end up with more #ink on my fingers than ends up in the printer?

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: “Na na na naa na. You can’t catch me.” http://t.co…

“Na na na naa na. You can’t catch me.” http://t.co/f5Ux9SJB3K

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: Thought they were playing #Bingo in the HoC just t…

Thought they were playing #Bingo in the HoC just then but it was Dawn Primarolo reading out a list of #Lords amendment numbers.

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: Yes I know you’re out of paper and ink I’m fixing…

Yes I know you’re out of paper and ink I’m fixing you. Stop bleeping!

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: “Nettles? What nettles? I feel no pain.” http://t….

“Nettles? What nettles? I feel no pain.” http://t.co/fKjzFl6IlH

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: “Yay!! Getting my feet nice and muddy,and smelly.”…

“Yay!! Getting my feet nice and muddy,and smelly.” http://t.co/j1xwDOZQgh

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: “I wish he wouldn’t whistle that film theme tune e…

“I wish he wouldn’t whistle that film theme tune every time I cross this bridge. It’s not even the River Kwai.” http://t.co/kmnwTlMORh

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

Tweet: “Well this is strange. I’m pushing but it’s not op…

“Well this is strange. I’m pushing but it’s not opening. I got in by pushing. It must be broken.” http://t.co/XH137WIZ0F

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