Archive for May 1st, 2014

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Free the #mangoes

Free the #mangoes

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Wonder how quick @More2History can reset its compu…

Wonder how quick @More2History can reset its computer to show the correct 9pm programme. They’ve got an Ancient Alien fetish.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Well if there are #reptilians living in tunnels un…

Well if there are #reptilians living in tunnels underground perhaps one of them could bring me a couple of bags of coal up.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Torrential rain! Lovely. Must be a Bank Holiday.

Torrential rain! Lovely. Must be a Bank Holiday.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Think a 1000x optical zoom might be useful. But wa…

Think a 1000x optical zoom might be useful. But waiting for a 26ft long lens to extend might be an issue, as might poking subject in eye be.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: I’ve just had an illicit orange & mango drink….

I’ve just had an illicit orange & mango drink.Do I hand myself in or,like #MPs just apologise and draw a line under it to avoid prosecution?

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: .@Flickr is such a mess now, even though I pay for…

.@Flickr is such a mess now, even though I pay for the account, I’ll have to find a decent replacement.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Apparently the Indian #mangoes will be sold to the…

Apparently the Indian #mangoes will be sold to the #US and other countries and then imported back into #UK so that mangoholics won’t suffer.

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: Pssst. Wanna buy a #mango guv?

Pssst. Wanna buy a #mango guv?

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Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Tweet: #EU #mango ban starts today. Keep a lookout for pe…

#EU #mango ban starts today. Keep a lookout for people trying to smuggle mangoes in down their pants. Mango detectors in place at all ports.

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