Archive for April 17th, 2014

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: The @David_Cameron #government wants to send a mes…

The @David_Cameron #government wants to send a message to pensioners telling them when they’re going to die! That’ll cheer them up no end.

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: Pony having his dinner. http://t.co/Y7Az3diUF8

Pony having his dinner. http://t.co/Y7Az3diUF8

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: “Did you bring my bubble bath and shiney-coat sham…

“Did you bring my bubble bath and shiney-coat shampoo?” http://t.co/1o90BYhD8c

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: “Doubt if he’ll notice my feet. I won’t tell him I…

“Doubt if he’ll notice my feet. I won’t tell him I’ve found the farm cess pit. I’ll blame the smell on him.” http://t.co/MBFddnv7ra

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: More geese keeping a wary eye on us. http://t.co/9…

More geese keeping a wary eye on us. http://t.co/9pNLHfdCAV

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: “Now then, which is the best way through this lot…

“Now then, which is the best way through this lot so I can really tie up the dog lead in knots?” http://t.co/vgsmoDAgYh

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: This goose spotted me and the dog and paddled off!…

This goose spotted me and the dog and paddled off! http://t.co/Ir03SaKA9n

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: This panarama shot gave the dog the hump. :) http…

This panarama shot gave the dog the hump. 🙂 http://t.co/gozf8nIaFM

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: This #horse has a huge field to chew from but deci…

This #horse has a huge field to chew from but decides to lean over the fence and eat brambles and nettles! http://t.co/MtOzQFDmQN

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Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Tweet: Third of takeaway lamb curries tested didn’t conta…

Third of takeaway lamb curries tested didn’t contain any lamb but ‘other’ meats! #FSA going to fine them *up* to £5000. Should be min £100k.

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