Archive for January, 2014

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Tweet: #Birmingham Council wants more powers devolved fro…

#Birmingham Council wants more powers devolved from #London. Maybe they should use the ones they have and sort out their £1.8Bn #debt.

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Monday, January 27th, 2014

Tweet: Could be trouble at t’mill. The yellow towels have…

Could be trouble at t’mill. The yellow towels have come out pink. Strange though, the red towel is still red.

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Sunday, January 26th, 2014

Tweet: Whatever happened to Skippy the bush kangaroo? Mus…

Whatever happened to Skippy the bush kangaroo? Must be loads of people trapped down wells waiting to be rescued. What’s that Skip?

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Sunday, January 26th, 2014

Tweet: Trouble with #HS2 making wild claims for future be…

Trouble with #HS2 making wild claims for future benefits & job creation numbers via social media, is that it’s there for all to see for ever

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Sunday, January 26th, 2014

Tweet: With @DefraGovUK SoS on a diet, do we have to call…

With @DefraGovUK SoS on a diet, do we have to call him Owen “skinny” Paterson now? Or just Slim for short?

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Sunday, January 26th, 2014

Tweet: Dog got me in a stranglehold.Put her muzzle under…

Dog got me in a stranglehold.Put her muzzle under my chin and lifted her head throwing my head back.In truth I think she was wiping her nose

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Sunday, January 26th, 2014

Tweet: #Chinese passport holders won’t be allowed on #Bra…

#Chinese passport holders won’t be allowed on #Bransons space flights in case they’re spies. But they’re building our #HS2 & power stations!

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Saturday, January 25th, 2014

Tweet: “I may be asleep but I can hear you. Step away fro…

“I may be asleep but I can hear you. Step away from the crisp packet.” http://t.co/mxQRwR9Lqm

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Saturday, January 25th, 2014

Tweet: “It’s MY crisp packet. Hands off! I can move faste…

“It’s MY crisp packet. Hands off! I can move faster than you matey and I have big teeth.” http://t.co/ub5xaAQwDZ

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Saturday, January 25th, 2014

Tweet: Rain, hailstones,thunder and lightning! Who order…

Rain, hailstones,thunder and lightning! Who ordered this? I blame #HS2 Never had bad weather before HS2 was mentioned. Load of frogs next?

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