Archive for December, 2013

Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Tweet: How does this seagull survive without a head? How…

How does this seagull survive without a head? How can it see where to land? http://t.co/ryCueWXyJV

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Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Tweet: After prowling the room for ten minutes the dog’s…

After prowling the room for ten minutes the dog’s found a microscopic biscuit crumb under a chair and is now moving heaven & earth to get it

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Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Tweet: Don’t know why Twitter decided I needed two copies…

Don’t know why Twitter decided I needed two copies of that last tweet.

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Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Tweet: “You’ve got the focus wrong again. Does my nose lo…

“You’ve got the focus wrong again. Does my nose look big?” http://t.co/8neIYEZKQC

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Sunday, December 29th, 2013

Tweet: “You’ve got the focus wrong again. Does my nose lo…

“You’ve got the focus wrong again. Does my nose look big?” http://t.co/knQVCWaiTr

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Saturday, December 28th, 2013

Tweet: So 65 million years ago a giant haemorrhoid landed…

So 65 million years ago a giant haemorrhoid landed on earth and wiped our all the dinosaurs? Hmmmm

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Saturday, December 28th, 2013

Tweet: They might price carpet in sq metres but try buyin…

They might price carpet in sq metres but try buying a square metre.

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Saturday, December 28th, 2013

Tweet: A power distribution co. is to triple compensation…

A power distribution co. is to triple compensation to people left for days with no power.Can’t see what they’ll do with 3 bunches of flowers

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Friday, December 27th, 2013

Tweet: Course I can #drive after 2 cups of #port. Right,…

Course I can #drive after 2 cups of #port. Right, what’s the steering wheel doing in the back? Oh it’s me in the back! Perhaps I’ll walk.

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Friday, December 27th, 2013

Tweet: 27 turns on the sofa before curling up with her no…

27 turns on the sofa before curling up with her nose under her tail. That must be the dogs personal best.

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