Archive for August 25th, 2013

Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@skymovies What do you mean channel 30000001 is u…

.@skymovies What do you mean channel 30000001 is unavailable? Don’t you recognise a twitchy finger when you see one?

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: I can’t see #aliens from another planet coming her…

I can’t see #aliens from another planet coming here. Would you?

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Whilst government dept. follows governme…

.@BBCNews Whilst government dept. follows government dept. on @twitter and not the people they’re always going to believe we live in Utopia.

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@ECB_cricket Well done England. Great series win…

.@ECB_cricket Well done England. Great series win to retain the #ashes. Hard luck Australia, you played your best. #EngvAus #Ashes #RISE

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: “I wonder how much those 99p burgers cost?”

“I wonder how much those 99p burgers cost?”

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@NatGeoChannel If we had those SETI Allen array…

.@NatGeoChannel If we had those SETI Allen array telescopes in the UK they’d be full of snails in two days.

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews I’ve decided to only exchange emails wit…

.@BBCNews I’ve decided to only exchange emails with fabulously wealthy people & not poor people. Should whittle my inbox down to 1 a century

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Two earthquakes in #Blackpool. Blame it…

.@BBCNews Two earthquakes in #Blackpool. Blame it on #fracking

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Hearing of Lib-dem conf where they’re pu…

.@BBCNews Hearing of Lib-dem conf where they’re putting up delegates in spare bedrooms makes me wonder about real reasons behind bedroom tax

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Sunday, August 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Shall be very disappointed if I don’t ge…

.@BBCNews Shall be very disappointed if I don’t get my usual Christmas card from the @ukhomeoffice They disguise it cunningly as a gas bill.

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