Archive for July, 2013
Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: .@BBCNews Just got back from the loo has the #Roya…
.@BBCNews Just got back from the loo has the #RoyalSprog been produced yet? Can you phone me when it makws an appearance?
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: Oh @BBCNews I think I’m getting sympathetic labour…
Oh @BBCNews I think I’m getting sympathetic labour pains now. Or it might be last nights onion bhaji #RoyalSprogWatch
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: Will @BBCNews be doing a segment about how babies…
Will @BBCNews be doing a segment about how babies are born before the Porn filters kick in and the nation dies from #RoyalSprog disease?
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: .@BBCNews Panorama have spent 6 months tracking il…
.@BBCNews Panorama have spent 6 months tracking illegal logs. Look out logs they’re after you. We don’t want no foreign logs coming here.
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: .@BBCNews People are only waiting outside Buckingh…
.@BBCNews People are only waiting outside Buckingham Palace because other people are there.Nobody knows what’s going on. We love to #queue
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: .@BBCNews when porn filters are switched on it’ll…
.@BBCNews when porn filters are switched on it’ll mean no more looking at nudey pics in online art galleries.Statue of David will need pants
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: .@BBCNews Hey I was a baby once but you never put…
.@BBCNews Hey I was a baby once but you never put me on the news! #swizz
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: .@BBCNews Maybe you should put “The #RoyalSprog Sh…
.@BBCNews Maybe you should put “The #RoyalSprog Show” on the red button. You could even have a panel award points for delivery,screaming etc
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: Dear @BBCNews what’s the protocol when the #RoyalS…
Dear @BBCNews what’s the protocol when the #RoyalSprog is born? Do I run UP the street naked waving a feather, or DOWN?
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Monday, July 22nd, 2013
Tweet: Well @bbcweather it’s 16c/61f here. Where’s my “he…
Well @bbcweather it’s 16c/61f here. Where’s my “heatwave”. It’s my human right to have one like everybody else. Is it just for rich people?