Archive for July, 2013

Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Did the Post Office and BT keep their ol…

.@BBCNews Did the Post Office and BT keep their old letterboxes and phoneboxes with GR on? Could save money.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Have the Martians given us permission to…

.@BBCNews Have the Martians given us permission to land on Mars? Bet it’s full of wheeley bins.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews nice to see Jane Austen to be on a £10 n…

.@BBCNews nice to see Jane Austen to be on a £10 note but who sits reading a £10 note? Indeed some never see one or have it long enough.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@bbcnews Says it all as @Ofcom allow @itvnews to…

.@BBCNews Says it all as @Ofcom allow @itvnews to reduce local news to 20 min from 30 min EXCEPT for London and North-West. Sod the rest!

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Just saw a small blue dragonfly. Was it…

.@BBCNews Just saw a small blue dragonfly. Was it you asking for sightings? Couldn’t photograph it,it was too nippy.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews show the Queen arrive at Kensington and…

.@BBCNews show the Queen arrive at Kensington and obscured cars number plates. I’m guessing at “ER II” But why has the car even got plates?

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: Amazed someone with my psychic abilities.Told them…

Amazed someone with my psychic abilities.Told them they had beans for dinner and an egg plus a liberal amount of ketchup #WhiteTeeShirt

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: I thought I’d write a book but I’m stuck after “On…

I thought I’d write a book but I’m stuck after “Once upon a time”.

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Thought you’d be outside the hospital in…

.@BBCNews Thought you’d be outside the hospital in case they brought the #RoyalBaby back to swap him for a quieter model. #AsIfTheyWould

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Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Tweet: Oh <expletive> I put the glossy photo paper…

Oh <expletive> I put the glossy photo paper in the printer upside down. The ink hasn’t dried and it’s all over me and everything else now.

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