Archive for July 25th, 2013

Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: Raspberry freezing is fun. My job is head placer o…

Raspberry freezing is fun. My job is head placer of #raspberry onto tray. Still, not so bad. Eat one place one.

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Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: Dear #scammer ringing my #phone, you’ll get the #a…

Dear #scammer ringing my #phone, you’ll get the #answerphone every time because…it doesn’t know you. Speak up and make friends with it.

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Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews ‘blue cock’ wouldn’t have been so bad in…

.@BBCNews ‘blue cock’ wouldn’t have been so bad in red,white and blue. Still, London saps paying for it.Put congestion fee up to pay for it.

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Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Blue cock in Trafalgar Square. Load of r…

.@BBCNews Blue cock in Trafalgar Square. Load of rubbish.Won’t be able to use ‘blue cock’ term when @David_Cameron ‘s porny filters kick in.

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Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: Off to find my mobile. Left it in some silly place…

Off to find my mobile. Left it in some silly place in the house where I can just get an @O2 signal for an SMS probably.

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Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: .@BBCNews Working out why peacocks fan is so elabo…

.@BBCNews Working out why peacocks fan is so elaborate! No #RoyalBaby to report then? When porn filters installed can I still say ‘peacock’?

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Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Tweet: So Jane Austen will be on the new £10 note. Knowin…

So Jane Austen will be on the new £10 note. Knowing my luck I’d end up on a £13 note.

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