Archive for July 7th, 2013

Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: People starting those kinds of #rumours should be…

People starting those kinds of #rumours should be made to work for the #media for no money.

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: What is this fetish we #English have with #bonfire…

What is this fetish we #English have with #bonfires. Pull up a weed. Quick! Light a smokey bonfire on the only sunny weekend we’ve ever had.

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: Dog declined going for a walk. Tried to drag her o…

Dog declined going for a walk. Tried to drag her out by back legs but she clung to the door with front paws. Besides, next doors cat is out.

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: Found my #iPod. Who’d have thought of looking in…

Found my #iPod. Who’d have thought of looking in the iPod charging slot.

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: Think I’ll go and wash the car whilst @BBCNews pla…

Think I’ll go and wash the car whilst @BBCNews plays it’s intro drum music. Been playing 2 minutes now! Could have shown 7/7 item.

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: Good job #Murray *is* Scots. If he’d been English…

Good job #Murray *is* Scots. If he’d been English then #wimbledonfinal would have made 20 secs just after a funny pigeon story on @BBCNews

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: I bet Qatadas’ kicking himself now. Missed the #wi…

I bet Qatadas’ kicking himself now. Missed the #wimbledonfinal and he had tickets for the Royal Box as well.

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: They’ve all followed #Murray into the toilet think…

They’ve all followed #Murray into the toilet thinking he was going up to the balcony. #wimbledon

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: Oh no cue dramatic music and slow motion from @BBC…

Oh no cue dramatic music and slow motion from @BBCOne #wimbledonfinal

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Sunday, July 7th, 2013

Tweet: #Murray got that wrong. Threw the cup into the cro…

#Murray got that wrong. Threw the cup into the crowd instead of a sweat band. #wimbledonfinal

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