Archive for June, 2013

Friday, June 28th, 2013

Tweet: Shall I watch @BBCNews or this snail crawling up t…

Shall I watch @BBCNews or this snail crawling up the window at a speed that will no doubt rival #HS2 if it’s ever built.

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: I’m going to have to stop picking on @BBCNews befo…

I’m going to have to stop picking on @BBCNews before they develop some sort of personality disorder. Well, greater than the one they have.

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: Have @AmazonUK order just dispatched. Being delive…

Have @AmazonUK order just dispatched. Being delivered by Hong Kong Post eta July 26th Yikes must be coming by rowboat. No aircraft in China?

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: Be plenty of money for these new #projects. Bump o…

Be plenty of money for these new #projects. Bump off a few thousand #pensioners this winter as normal, or board up a few #bedrooms @BBCNews

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: So who’s this weeks #Australian #PM? Is Kylie Mino…

So who’s this weeks #Australian #PM? Is Kylie Minogue still in the show?

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: What I *need* to know @BBCNews is who fetched Geor…

What I *need* to know @BBCNews is who fetched Georges £10 burger? Who is The Chancellors Burger Bringer? #secret http://t.co/SnkVuaSAaC

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: What I *need* to know @BBCNews is who fetched Geor…

What I *need* to know @BBCNews is who fetched Georges £10 burger? Who is The Chancellors Burger Bringer? #secret http://t.co/LPSULkyTUl

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: If @BBCNews are desperate for news and pictures I…

If @BBCNews are desperate for news and pictures I can send you a picture of some paint drying. It’s not a £10 burger but still fascinating.

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: Time for me to start naming and shaming people to…

Time for me to start naming and shaming people to #wikileaks. That bloke walking down the road in loud socks can be the first.

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Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Tweet: Looking through 30+ pages of small print for the #…

Looking through 30+ pages of small print for the #dogs #insurance #policy it looks like she’s only covered if she gets Peruvian Parrot flu.

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