Archive for March, 2013

Wednesday, March 20th, 2013

Tweet: They’re having a sing song in #Parliament. Must ha…

They’re having a sing song in #Parliament. Must have started on the cheap beer already.

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Wednesday, March 20th, 2013

Tweet: 1p off beer in #budget. I’ll drink to that. Should…

1p off beer in #budget. I’ll drink to that. Should get me a good teaspoons worth.

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Wednesday, March 20th, 2013

Tweet: Can’t hear what’s being said in #Parliament for al…

Can’t hear what’s being said in #Parliament for all the noise. Sounds like a load of drunken yobs got in.

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Monday, March 18th, 2013

Tweet: Sounds like somebody’s been on the sauce in #Parli…

Sounds like somebody’s been on the sauce in #Parliament

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Monday, March 18th, 2013

Tweet: Well the new @bbcnews looks like the old BBC News….

Well the new @BBCNews looks like the old BBC News. What a swizz. #justhype

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Monday, March 18th, 2013

Tweet: I reckon the #teachers should go on strike in Augu…

I reckon the #teachers should go on strike in August. Then they could have loads of strikes. #toomanyholidays

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Sunday, March 17th, 2013

Tweet: Dog’s getting desperate now. She’s licking the ove…

Dog’s getting desperate now. She’s licking the oven gloves.

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Sunday, March 17th, 2013

Tweet: I think when the banks in #Cyprus open next week t…

I think when the banks in #Cyprus open next week they’re gonna have a lot of people taking their cash out. Can’t say I blame them either.

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Saturday, March 16th, 2013

Tweet: In response to N. Korean threats the #UK have incr…

In response to N. Korean threats the #UK have increased defenses by issuing thicker wheelie bins and a pamphlet “keeping safe in your bin”.

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Friday, March 15th, 2013

Tweet: I think magnolia would be an ideal colour for the…

I think magnolia would be an ideal colour for the @BBCNews backgrounds.

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