Archive for February, 2013

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

Tweet: I thought the dogs biscuits looked tasty but she’s…

I thought the dogs biscuits looked tasty but she’s quicker than me. All that was left was a crumb. Then a big wet tongue slurped that up.

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Thursday, February 28th, 2013

Tweet: It’s all very well being on a diet but what do you…

It’s all very well being on a diet but what do you do when you’re hungry? I’ve already chewed an arm off!

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Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Tweet: Wow I’ve been with @zeninternet for 10 years now….

Wow I’ve been with @zeninternet for 10 years now. Must be doing something right to keep me.

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Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Tweet: At last #EU are to overturn *their* disgraceful fi…

At last #EU are to overturn *their* disgraceful fishing policy of #discards whereby a quarter of ALL fish caught in Europe is thrown away.

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Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Tweet: No news today so an ‘alcohol study’ has @BBCNews f…

No news today so an ‘alcohol study’ has @BBCNews full attention. Newsreader calling it “depressing”.Talk about over dramatic #BBC.

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Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

Tweet: Those twins are a bit spooky in the #Warburtons br…

Those twins are a bit spooky in the #Warburtons bread advert! Don’t look in their eyes!

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Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

Tweet: People forced to pay parking charges of £1 – £2 ar…

People forced to pay parking charges of £1 – £2 are not going to use local shops. They’ll just use online stores. #Councils need some sense.

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Monday, February 25th, 2013

Tweet: Sorry Mr unknown person on #Facebook but I don’t w…

Sorry Mr unknown person on #Facebook but I don’t want to use your brand new software on my computer to make me tons of money. #naughtyboy

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Monday, February 25th, 2013

Tweet: That’s where all those #horse testicles go. They j…

That’s where all those #horse testicles go. They just add sauce and call them meatballs!

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Monday, February 25th, 2013

Tweet: Ikea meatballs contained #horsemeat? I thought th…

Ikea meatballs contained #horsemeat? I thought they made furniture? Or, do they make some kind of weird chair from meatballs?

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