• Re Spice Girls singing. To be fair they were strapped to the top of taxis whizzing round the track at 90 mph. #olympics @BBCShaneonair #
  • I tuned in the TV tuner on the pc and when it completed it went straight into a music channel. Nearly gave me a coronary. #
  • Wish those Chinooks had flown a bit lower. They could have trimmed the tops off my bushes. #
  • I can see how a Buy One Get One Free deal would work for breast implants but not for face lifts. Unless you're two-faced. #plasticsurgery #
  • Thanks for blotting out my sat signal rain. Now I'll never know how tennis balls are made. #
  • As torrential rain falls the iPod weather app maintains its sunny out. I suppose it is, above the cloud. #drought #hosepipeban #
  • So the government have changed the rules on school playing field retention to "only requiring a suitable space". The M6 should be tempting! #
  • "@BBCNews: Israel 'ready' for short Iran war http://t.co/nA5lyswC"–Talk about sneaking news in! #
  • The computer generated ads at the #ItavEng game are poorly implemented. Players heads are disappearing. #
  • Lot of smoke at the side of the NYJO concert on BBC4. Bit of jazz atmosphere? #bbcproms #
  • finished A Cool Head (Quick Reads) by Ian Rankin http://t.co/DmV8kBCV #Kindle #
  • That's what we pay the TV licence fee for? A rerun of the #olympics #openingceremony on @BBC
    What next? A rerun of last weeks News at Six? #
  • Can smell the aviation fuel burning off at Coventry airport! #wrongwinddirection #
  • Are we all out yet?
    Not being first is okay anyway. Stops all the aggro tweets from the jealous folk. #EngvSA #