• I can see how a Buy One Get One Free deal would work for breast implants but not for face lifts. Unless you're two-faced. #plasticsurgery #
  • Thanks for blotting out my sat signal rain. Now I'll never know how tennis balls are made. #
  • As torrential rain falls the iPod weather app maintains its sunny out. I suppose it is, above the cloud. #drought #hosepipeban #
  • So the government have changed the rules on school playing field retention to "only requiring a suitable space". The M6 should be tempting! #
  • "@BBCNews: Israel 'ready' for short Iran war http://t.co/nA5lyswC"–Talk about sneaking news in! #
  • The computer generated ads at the #ItavEng game are poorly implemented. Players heads are disappearing. #