• A quiche has mysteriously disappeared. I know nothing. #
  • "@BBCNews: Dog bite admissions on the rise http://t.co/12cIYG1B"–Why are people biting dogs? #
  • Yay for Nicola. Gold medal. #Olympics #
  • Watching the doubles ping-pong earlier. Never saw the ball once. #Olympics #
  • If @BBC are upset by their newsreaders reporting British achievements in #Olympics then maybe its time to remove the word 'British' from BBC #
  • Those BMX bikers look mad. I might try that. Oh wait. They get hurt! #Olympics #
  • finished The Bones Of Odin ((Matt Drake 1)) by David Leadbeater http://t.co/g5E8cmbe #Kindle #
  • If I have to eat another lettuce leaf I'll spit!
    I'm having beefburgers for a change.
    With a lettuce leaf to keep it healthy. #
  • Just me and the dog today. I have to cook raw food!! Myself!!!
    Right, where's the cooker kept? #
  • Or I could have a cheese sandwich. #
  • Or the stuff in the tins with no labels on. Although I think that was leftover when we had the neighbours cat for a week. #
  • So according to the people who can use a calculator properly we are guaranteed our third place in the #Olympics #
  • Can't Cram and Foster just SHUT UP for five minutes. Droning commentators on the @BBC #Olympics marathon. Need just crowd sound. #muteon #
  • Pub quiz question. How many photographs taken at #Olympics events during the two weeks excluding video? #
  • The HP ePrint app on the iPod contains age restricted material! Gosh porn and filth in a printer app!! Just remembered I have no HP printers #
  • Most enjoyable #Olympics #closingceremony #
  • Good luck Rio for the 2016 #Olympics #