• They're leaving it a bit late to remove that pile of red scaffolding from next to the #Olympic stadium aren't they? #
  • So a government minister doesn't want the poor public to pay with cash. Presumably he wants everybody to pay by credit card? @BBCNews #
  • So we now have a law in place which says I cannot use the words #Olympic #London #2012 #summer #marmite Can I have those words on the house? #
  • Don't even try to smuggle a jar of #marmite into the #Olympic stadium. It's 2 years in jail! @Marmarati
    Oops I said Olympic! #
  • Sick of hearing about #Olympics now and they haven't even started yet!
    Do we have to bow when the VIP's pass by in the Zil lanes? #Tossers #
  • UK Border security is so tight? A 12 yr old boy managed to get on a flight to Italy with no passport or ticket! #
  • Shouldn't the team graphics show the team colours? @BBC #wfootball #Olympics #
  • Not much filthy chanting from the spectators in the #GBRvSEN game. #Olympics #
  • "@DreamHost: Test post"– It worked! #
  • Hope the rain stays away for the opening of the #Olympics #
  • The #Olympics opening ceremony seems to have gone down well worldwide with nary a negative comment. #
  • The Queen wanted to do the jump without a parachute. But, protocol on these occasions dictates a chute be warn. #