• As the UK floats away under 2 metres of flood water the last few water companies lift the hosepipe ban. #drought #makingmoney #
  • Time for the water watchdog to have a zero tolerance level for burst pipes. #drought #makingbillions #
  • Whilst the hosepipe bans were in place people couldn't technically use hosepipes to drain water from their flooded houses. #drought #shame #
  • If M&S want a seal of approval from customers with that purple dress they've lost my vote. We want jeans and tee shirts with unusual stains. #
  • Need new rules for playing in rain. Walking only. Bowl underarm. Sponge ball. Batter retrieves 4's and 6's. No spitting. @ECB_cricket #
  • July and people are wearing padded waterproof ski jackets and trousers. #drought #heatwave #
  • D/L we need to make 24 to win. Oh look. #EngvAus #
  • Bit of a struggle getting the giraffes into the Ark. I've snapped three necks already.
    #drought #
  • Cutting edge #Windows software. http://t.co/ZzgRvl9s #
  • There isn't a 3G button on my phone. Perhaps it fell off in the box. How much do 3G on/off buttons cost? @O2 #
  • You can understand this security failure bearing in mind nobody expected the #Olympics in 2012. #
  • Lets hope #G4S will have to pay for the 3500 soldiers that are being provided because they failed to supply 10000 staff for the #Olympics #
  • Interest on compensation will be paid at 0.5% below base rate. But base rate is 0.5%. So effectively that's 0% interest? #hs2 #
  • Think I had too many raspberries for tea. Feel a bit loose now. Mustn't laugh, cough or sneeze. #
  • Why is there no 24 hrs @BBCNews anymore on Saturday until 10am?
    Shouldn't call it a 24 hrs news channel. #cheated #
  • I'm just impatient but they could have completed this #superstar search in an hour. #
  • Nice sunny start to the day. Is the #drought coming back? #
  • 31 inches of rain in Japan in 72 hours. Blimey that's nearly an armful. #