• Goody goody its raining again. Just what the garden needs. #drought #hosepipebans #
  • All that Atlantic Ocean and North Sea to rain on and it goes and rains on us. Be glad when its winter so we'll get some hot sunny weather. #
  • I love listening to music with a background of neighbours house alarm. #itsnotaburglar #
  • Dare hardly watch. #wimbledon #behindthesofa #
  • I wonder what's on the shopping channel?
    Oh if looks could kill. #wimbledon #
  • All off for a change of socks. #wimbledon #
  • Looks like we'll have to come back in another 75 years. #wimbledon #
  • So all the nobs get to sit in the posh seats under the roof for free and the peasants get to sit on a muddy hump for a price. #wimbledon #
  • So why were there biros taped to the microphones? Colour coding? #superstar #