• Now that the #Higgs boson has been found will it really change our lives? Will it stop raining? Will the sun come out? Will I win the lotto? #
  • Hoodie in baggy trousers just leapt on his bike. Judging by his pained expression he sat on more than just the saddle. Ah he's standing now. #
  • Don't want to rain on the #Higgs boson party but aren't there even tinier particles making it up? Then tinier ones inside them and so on? #
  • The discovery of the #Higgs like particle could mean we find out why single socks disappear from the washing machine. #
  • Can't they wear wellies and macs? #EngvAus #
  • Looks like being a T 1/1 #EngvAus #
  • I'm starving. I'm so hungry I could eat a whole Yak en brochette. #rumbleguts #