• As we leave wettest June in 100 yrs and enter a wet July, 4 water companies still operate #drought orders. They should fix their burst pipes #
  • Bit concerned about photographers in dugout at womens tennis. Trying to get shots of the players pants.I'd be locked up for that. #wimbledon #
  • Speaking of pants. Looks like Radwanska is wearing an old pair of mine. #wimbledon #
  • I've put my application in for Diamonds job at #Barclays
    Well you never know. #
  • My application for despot was turned down. Not enough experience apparently. #
  • "@BBCNews: No evidence that mermaids exist, US government scientific agency says http://t.co/d6WUSiAr"–What about green goblins? #
  • Think it will be Eng 2 Aus 1 Rain 2. It's forecast to rain all this week. @ECB_cricket
    #EngvAus #drought #
  • Never mind the mackeral @BBC get #iPlayer working!
    Or tell the company that runs it to fix it. #