• Glad to hear that #Rufus was found safe and well. I reckon it was the pigeons that kidnapped him. #wimbledon #
  • Rick rolled by @BBCcovwarks #
  • Why is the Federer result so secret @BBC #wimbledon #
  • Thanks to @O2 support teams for sorting my phone texting problem out. #
  • Why does Azarenka shout whooooo everytime she hits the ball?
    Must be very offputting. I have to watch TV with the sound muted. #wimbledon #
  • Last June was the wettest for a hundred years. #drought #DryReservoirs #
  • The #MetPolice have a £230 million budget shortfall. What to do?
    Wait. #Barclays just got fined £290 million. Hmmm #solution #