• #Tunnocks caramel wafer 89p for 4 on Saturday. Today £1 for 4!
    I was stunned. #
  • Chicken soup for starters! Better fit my allover splash guard. #
  • Who was it said you should use spray starch on flies? It doesn't kill them, they just glide out of the window. @BBCShaneonair #
  • Spammed by http://t.co/5tDkbgKr. Why? #
  • Not more #wildfires in the US! #
  • It's all very well fining #Barclays £290 million but it'll just be the customers who pay it in increased charges. #
  • Is this game going to penalties? #Euro2012 #
  • I wish somebody would score. I'd even settle for the ref tapping it in. #Euro2012 #
  • Just spent 5 minutes trying to tweet with the TV remote? #fail #
  • Should just have penalties and the #Euro2012 would be over in an hour. Cheaper too. #
  • And <insert team here> win on penalties. #Euro2012 #
  • Spain it is. #Euro2012 #