• Is #Twitter on the blink again? #
  • Is it national knock on your door whilst everyone's eating day today? #goaway #dontneedone #gotsixalready #
  • "@BBCNews: Codebreaker Alan Turing's 'suicide' in doubt http://t.co/tF5ZXMFS"– Even more sinister, the iPlayer links don't work. #
  • It's bad enough these huge meatflies flying about but this one just beat me at draughts. Yesterday it whipped me at arm-wrestling. #buzzoff #
  • Yes @cricketicc #allowswitch #
  • Those touchline ads are all in English again. They'd miss us if we left the #EU Nobody to sell to. #Euro2012 #
  • Well I think that penalty does it. #Euro2012 #
  • So it looks like Spain v Germany for the final. #Euro2012 #