• "@ECB_cricket: Is @dudleyplatypus taking a picture of us?! #EngvWI http://t.co/UPLV8Omk"– No, otherwise his camera lens would crack. #
  • Nice to see Chris Gayle back. Don't mind him scoring 100 as long as the others settle for 0 apiece 🙂 #EngvWI #
  • Which should be soon with all these boundaries. #EngvWI #
  • Break out the hard hats. Board up the windows. #EngvWI #
  • Getting tired of running outside everytime a plane flies over and exposing myself thinking its the #Google maps plane. Should be a timetable #
  • Well played England. WI go for it on Friday. #EngvWI #
  • Now then which match to watch? #Euro2012 #
  • Thought the picture was a bit blurry. #specsontopofhead #
  • Some of those kids that come on with the players look too clean. #Euro2012 #
  • Ah the short version.of the Ukraine anthem then. #Euro2012 #
  • I was expecting six goals from Rooney by now. #Euro2012 #
  • I'm drained. I need 15 minutes of ads to recover. #Euro2012 #
  • Fancy another IPA but I'll be up all night widdling. Least I hope I'd get up. #
  • Yaaaaay #Euro2012 #
  • Another 5 then I can relax. @Euro2012 #
  • Phew, and breathe #Euro2012 #
  • Need to unwind now. Think I'll clean the venetian blinds. Hmm perhaps not. #
  • Meanwhile somebody from Nanjing has a pop at my server whilst I'm watching the footy. #
  • What a useless ITV interviewer. Well done Stevie. #Euro2012 #
  • Looking at all the video of the goal that never was I can see that it was an optical illusion. The ball was still on the halfway line. #