• Raining in Coventry. That's the cricket done for if it continues. #EngvWI #
  • Just had my browser hijacked. Kept showing @BBCNews middle east with a video from Syria. Dunno which spammy app it was. Only downloaded 2 #
  • Suppose these days mobile phones are *the* target for naughty people. #
  • Have to change my profile. People think I'm a pornographer and I keep getting followed by big busty women. And when I say big I mean huge. #
  • Getting brighter now. Can't Bell come out in the drizzle and knock 5 sixes? #EngvWI #
  • Scooby doo a goal #Euro2012 #
  • Bum #Euro2012 #
  • Any chance of us being awarded a few free kicks ref? #Euro2012 #
  • What's that? The referees a banker? #Euro2012 #
  • No please. Not Henderson. I'm not a fan. #Euro2012 #
  • Yep. He's French. #Euro2012 #
  • Okay result but we were playing 12 men. #Euro2012 #
  • This USB cable is described as 1m in length. Does that mean it's one mile long? WOW! #
  • Turn the street lights off @BBCShaneonair and then tie an #Olympic torch to it. Easy. #
  • Lots of sheep and horses involved in the opening of the #Olympics
    So take a bucket and spade. #olympics2012 #
  • Artificial rain at the #Olympics opening!
    Are they mad? #
  • I could do with a substitution when I'm mowing the lawn. #Euro2012 #
  • They go down too easily. All he did was kick his head. #Euro2012 #
  • Second half coming up. I wonder if the ref knows that there's a guy at the back of the stand who hasn't had a yellow card yet. #Euro2012 #
  • Maybe the 'say no to racism' sign should be in languages other than English. #Euro2012 #
  • Greece tried hard in the second half. #Euro2012 #
  • Don't know whether to watch the players or the fans in the Poland v Russia match. #Euro2012 #
  • If #Olympics come in 500million under budget can we each have a free torch? #
  • Nice to see MPs faffing about calling each other liars whilst the country sinks in an ocean of debt. #letsscorepoints #
  • I couldn't care a monkeys willy about Hunt and Murdoch. It's the economy stupid. Who said that? Apart from me just then. #countryfirst #
  • Why do I get charged for texts to an O2 number? Thought I got unlimited free texts on this @O2 payg plan. They're not even received 🙁 #
  • Not bothering to top up monthly on @O2 payg anymore. Don't get the free unlimited texts as promised. Swizz #
  • "@jjedmondson: Woo. Passed chapter 9 of my #Cisco #CCNA guess i should think about booking the certification now."–hey well done. #
  • Feel sorry for security guys sitting with their backs to the game. Just waiting for the inevitable ball on the back of the bonce. #Euro2012 #
  • Come on Holland you can do this. #Euro2012 #
  • Just scrolled up through twitter and sent my mobile flying. Seem to have developed a thumb with super-powers. #superthumb #
  • @O2 not spoken to CS. First top up was £15 9/5 second £10 24/5. Told my next top up is £10 due 9/7 to maintain unlimited options. #
  • Woke up in the night with terrible leg cramp. Hopping about like a loony kangaroo on a hot tin roof I was. Sorry if I woke anybody up.
    🙂 #
  • Lance Armstrong says he's taken and passed 500 drugs tests. He must be drained.
    Good luck #Lance
    Sort them out. #
  • If half of tagged suspects are offending why not put c4 in the tags. Make them think twice. #
  • Robert Pestons on BBC news ZZZzzzzzz #
  • As law enforcement enjoy reading our emails and where we surf for fun, terrorists will continue sending letters to each other. #commsdata #
  • Dear Doctor,
    I can't stop eating Cadburys chocolate mini rolls. Is this normal? #
  • @O2 I went to the PC browser link but there's no button to press to start the web chat. I see it on the mobile but it would take me forever #
  • @O2 it gets worse.Created second o2 account & linked it to my 1st acc but it says it can't find no for my phone but it's there in my details #
  • So will Balotelli behave? #Euro2012 #
  • My message to the youth of today.Measure and weigh a Mars bar. Then in 20 yrs when it's the size of a matchstick you can prove it was bigger #
  • The new #commsdata law will allow police to check your underwear for suspicious marks. #
  • Caught by hidden camera. http://t.co/8UHCgloC #
  • Apparently @jjedmondson just bumped his head. #
  • Don't think your allowed to hold somebody round the neck in the goal mouth. #Euro2012 #
  • How come the fans get searched but can still smuggle a smoke bomb in?
    Where's Buffon gone? #Euro2012 #
  • Ireland struggling a bit here. #Euro2012 #
  • And the award for worst chair on a TV set goes to … #itv for their #Euro2012 coverage #
  • @O2 Sent email from my O2 account re all my problems. Can't use web chat option (chatnow) because button is missing http://t.co/e0oXYUFB #
  • Went to get letters from postie and slid down muddy bank at bottom of garden. Total change of clothing! Would have got £250 on YBF if filmed #
  • Just heard that Gary Barlow is the new Spurs manager.
    It was on the internet.
    @BBCShaneonair #
  • @O2 Just replied this second to the email. Its all go. in reply to O2 #
  • Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh what a day. Even Tescos self serve machines are against me now. #
  • B of E lending 100bn to banks at very cheap rates providing they increase lending by 5%. Trouble is it doesn't help when bank's charge 20%. #
  • Match suspended for a few spots of rain?
    Wimps 🙂 #Euro2012 #
  • The lightning looks spooky. #Euro2012 #
  • Well @O2 webteam@o2.com haven't endeared themselves to me.They'll be asking for my sock size yet.Hence my angry reply. Asking for same stuff #
  • Yippeeee #Euro2012 #
  • Piddle #Euro2012 #
  • Same old game. #Euro2012 #
  • Start the car. #Euro2012 #
  • Yaaaaay #Euro2012 #
  • Right start again. #Euro2012 #
  • Go go go #Euro2012 #
  • "@GarethDotDesign: Walcott running at goal, just great."–good job he came on #
  • Eating the dogs nails now. Ate mine. @Euro2012 #
  • Yeeeees 3-2 #Euro2012 #
  • We'll have that ref again. #Euro2012 #
  • One day we'll win a game without raising anybodys blood pressure. #Euro2012 #
  • My #knighthood for services to the Twitter community for tweeting rubbish appears to have gotten lost in the post.
    Again. #
  • Should at least get an #MBE I gave a whole pound to charity last year. #
  • "@jjedmondson: In a and e high wycomb. Had lock jaw. Just waiting to be discaeded. #ouch #hospital"–Nasty. Some bug from the allotment? #
  • Wonder what the Ageas Bowl will be called next time? The Fish Bowl, Soup Bowl or Finger Bowl? Didn't say Toilet … #EngvWI #
  • Bresnan struck lucky. #EngvWI #
  • This is bad news I'm having my elevenses at 9am. #nohope #
  • If I see or hear another programme or podcast about #bigfoot I'll spit! He doesn't exist! It's a bear or a man in a furry suit! Alright? #
  • Didn't take long for #Euro2012 to revert to showing two games at same time.
    Wow Denmark just equalised against Germany 1-1 #
  • So after 30 minutes we're back to square one in both games. #Euro2012 #
  • With that German goal it looks like they'll be entering Poland next week. For the quarter finals. #Euro2012 #