• My #knighthood for services to the Twitter community for tweeting rubbish appears to have gotten lost in the post.
    Again. #
  • Should at least get an #MBE I gave a whole pound to charity last year. #
  • "@jjedmondson: In a and e high wycomb. Had lock jaw. Just waiting to be discaeded. #ouch #hospital"–Nasty. Some bug from the allotment? #
  • Wonder what the Ageas Bowl will be called next time? The Fish Bowl, Soup Bowl or Finger Bowl? Didn't say Toilet … #EngvWI #
  • Bresnan struck lucky. #EngvWI #