• Just scrolled up through twitter and sent my mobile flying. Seem to have developed a thumb with super-powers. #superthumb #
  • @O2 not spoken to CS. First top up was £15 9/5 second £10 24/5. Told my next top up is £10 due 9/7 to maintain unlimited options. #
  • Woke up in the night with terrible leg cramp. Hopping about like a loony kangaroo on a hot tin roof I was. Sorry if I woke anybody up.
    🙂 #
  • Lance Armstrong says he's taken and passed 500 drugs tests. He must be drained.
    Good luck #Lance
    Sort them out. #
  • If half of tagged suspects are offending why not put c4 in the tags. Make them think twice. #
  • Robert Pestons on BBC news ZZZzzzzzz #
  • As law enforcement enjoy reading our emails and where we surf for fun, terrorists will continue sending letters to each other. #commsdata #
  • Dear Doctor,
    I can't stop eating Cadburys chocolate mini rolls. Is this normal? #
  • @O2 I went to the PC browser link but there's no button to press to start the web chat. I see it on the mobile but it would take me forever #
  • @O2 it gets worse.Created second o2 account & linked it to my 1st acc but it says it can't find no for my phone but it's there in my details #
  • So will Balotelli behave? #Euro2012 #
  • My message to the youth of today.Measure and weigh a Mars bar. Then in 20 yrs when it's the size of a matchstick you can prove it was bigger #
  • The new #commsdata law will allow police to check your underwear for suspicious marks. #
  • Caught by hidden camera. http://t.co/8UHCgloC #
  • Apparently @jjedmondson just bumped his head. #
  • Don't think your allowed to hold somebody round the neck in the goal mouth. #Euro2012 #
  • How come the fans get searched but can still smuggle a smoke bomb in?
    Where's Buffon gone? #Euro2012 #
  • Ireland struggling a bit here. #Euro2012 #
  • And the award for worst chair on a TV set goes to … #itv for their #Euro2012 coverage #